eas · #001
⚠ emergency alert broadcastthis is not a drillconfirmed: chia + base + pulpchainyes pulpchain · he will hate itdo not stutteryou will hear about us#aack🍊 🍊 🍊multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agencythe entirety of crypto x is sidelined to thisgolden goose in public marketshorse / goose tallow — best of both worldsnow building: grove onlinecurrent sport: golfhe can sell water to a whale⚠ emergency alert broadcastthis is not a drillconfirmed: chia + base + pulpchainyes pulpchain · he will hate itdo not stutteryou will hear about us#aack🍊 🍊 🍊multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agencythe entirety of crypto x is sidelined to thisgolden goose in public marketshorse / goose tallow — best of both worldsnow building: grove onlinecurrent sport: golfhe can sell water to a whale⚠ emergency alert broadcastthis is not a drillconfirmed: chia + base + pulpchainyes pulpchain · he will hate itdo not stutteryou will hear about us#aack🍊 🍊 🍊multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agencythe entirety of crypto x is sidelined to thisgolden goose in public marketshorse / goose tallow — best of both worldsnow building: grove onlinecurrent sport: golfhe can sell water to a whale
legend of gooey · vol. 001est. tang gang
open call · #aack

for the orange
one.
MINTED thrice,
meant once.

an appreciation nft collection for @orangegooey — anonymous poet, chia maxi, and a reason the gang feels like home. written by us, on three chains. i did not stutter.

submit a pieceread the poet
overheard, on main
me every moment of forever until the next moment again.
— the poet, in a post on a tuesday
$XCHemergent golden goose·$HOA#tanggang·$NECKneckgrowthstrategy·$BEPEsneaky dca·$PUSSYon base·$9MMpro only·horse/goose tallowall-time high·neckbeard masonsdoes not exist·$XCHemergent golden goose·$HOA#tanggang·$NECKneckgrowthstrategy·$BEPEsneaky dca·$PUSSYon base·$9MMpro only·horse/goose tallowall-time high·neckbeard masonsdoes not exist·$XCHemergent golden goose·$HOA#tanggang·$NECKneckgrowthstrategy·$BEPEsneaky dca·$PUSSYon base·$9MMpro only·horse/goose tallowall-time high·neckbeard masonsdoes not exist·
horse / goose tallow is the best of both worlds.🍊emergency alert broadcast.🍊me every moment of forever until the next moment again.🍊i did not stutter.🍊golden goose in public markets.🍊you are not so sneaky sir.🍊horse / goose tallow is the best of both worlds.🍊emergency alert broadcast.🍊me every moment of forever until the next moment again.🍊i did not stutter.🍊golden goose in public markets.🍊you are not so sneaky sir.🍊
truly old man yelling at the clouds energy.·5p34k 1n70 3x1573nc3·i keep having the same nightmare..·#aack · #tanggang · #neckgrowthstrategy·somebody bought an entire neckcoin today.·multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agency.·truly old man yelling at the clouds energy.·5p34k 1n70 3x1573nc3·i keep having the same nightmare..·#aack · #tanggang · #neckgrowthstrategy·somebody bought an entire neckcoin today.·multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agency.·
§ 001 · who

he calls himself an anonymous poet.
he is right.

🍊 · not pallet town

orange gooey has been on here since june 2022 and is 83,000 posts deep. somewhere in that archive is a four-hour essay on the coin-set model and a one-liner about horse/goose tallow. both are, on inspection, poems.

he writes from inside the tang gang — a color-coded collective of builders, traders, artists, poets, schemers, and shitposters, each doing some version of what he does in their own dialect. he's one of the reasons we keep showing up. there are many.

this is not a drop. it's a bouquet. every submission is a line in a longer poem, minted three times so no one in the gang — or adjacent to it — gets left out.

§ 002 · file on the poet

the dossier.

subject: orange gooey. compiled from public record. several fields remain redacted at subject's request.

classified · eyes onlyfile № 001 · 🍊
handle (current)
@orangegooey
prior handles
hexorca · cookies · and others, retired in sequence
alias
🍊 · the orange one · the necklord · the poet
occupation
anonymous poet · longtime contributor · serial resetter
established
this handle: june 2022. the work: years before.
post count
83,000 on this account alone
modus operandi
builds an audience. nukes the account at its peak. begins again — by choice, not by accident.
habitat
not pallet town · grove st. g
chains (religion)
chia
chains (habit)
bitcoin og, ethereum, base — the whole menu
field of study
coin-set model · proof of space-time · merkl campaigns
credentials
approximately twenty master's degrees
current build
grove online — solo if necessary, even if it kills him
recent obsession
golf. sudden. severe.
signature move
sells water to whales
specialty dish
horse / goose tallow
language
salty · theatrical · do not take it personally
catchphrase
i did not stutter. you will hear about us.
recurring nightmare
he keeps having the same one..
adjacent entities
tang gang · the neckbeard masons▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
threat level
emergent golden goose
verdict
he is right.

exhibit A · greatest hits

  • 01"me every moment of forever until the next moment again."
  • 02"multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agency."
  • 03"horse / goose tallow is the best of both worlds."
  • 04"you are not so sneaky sir."

exhibit B · field observations

subject routinely issues a four-hour thesis on chia fundamentals and, within the same hour, a paragraph of pure profanity. both scan as poetry under close reading. threats are theatrical; credentials are stacked; at some point he will call you retarded — take it as a sign he read what you wrote.

if you caught value from hexorca, cookies, or whichever handle came before — you already know. the followers change, the voice doesn't. the haters show up on every chain. so does he.

reviewed

exhibit C · status

at large.

last seen: on a golf course, shipping grove online, selling water to a whale.

* this document is not binding. the subject is not under investigation. we're fans.

§ 003 · where

three chains.
one collection.

he's multichain by habit — bitcoin og, ethereum, base, and yes, even the one he pretends not to like — and a chia maxi by religion. the collection lives where he does: everywhere, begrudgingly.

confirmed

chia

minted as chia nfts with offer-file support. stored in vaults, if you're smart. (he is, now.)

confirmed

base

minted on base. low fees, fast blocks, and an easy onramp for anyone in the gang who hasn't crossed the aisle yet.

confirmed · against his will

pulpchain(pulsechain)

he will hate this. we did it anyway — the haters love him there, and the necklord deserves a home on every chain. call it pulpchain. he can't stop us.

§ 004 · specs (deadpan)

the spec sheet.

every detail you need and several you don't. any questions will be answered by the ticker at the top.

supply
enoughnot a number. a vibe.
chains
three · chia + base + pulpchainall confirmed. the pulpchain one is against his will.
price
reasonable for a poemdenomination tbd
royalties
artist's call · 3 flavorspicked at submit · see form
utility
none. this is a poem.stop asking
whitelist
you don't get onethe gang finds you
reveal
immediate, if we feel like itpoets are unreliable
season
perennialwe'll see
mascot
🍊 · 🪿 · marmotdemocratic
opsec
hardware or nothinglearned the hard way
vibe
golden goose in public marketsself-reported

* nothing on this page is financial advice. we're poets.

§ 006 · frequently asked, often shouted

f.a.q.

answers to questions we imagine you'll ask, plus a few we imagine the poet muttering into a mug at 2am.

  • q.01is this financial advice?

    no. we're poets. the ticker is decorative. please consult a real adult before doing anything numerical.

  • q.02what evm chain(s) will this mint on?

    base, and pulsechain — which we're calling pulpchain here, for the lulz. he will hate it. the haters love him on pulse, so he gets a home there too.

  • q.03how do i get whitelisted?

    you don't. the gang finds you. you can help things along by submitting a piece and continuing to show up.

  • q.04what medium can i submit?

    images, mp4, or pdf. painting, pixel, collage, poem, ransom note, glaze — anything that could plausibly honor the necklord. if you can explain it in one sentence, it counts.

  • q.05may i submit horse/goose tallow?

    yes. label it. package it respectfully. we will accept it as conceptual work. we will not accept it as a real product.

  • q.06why three chains?

    he's multichain by habit — bitcoin og, ethereum, base, and yes, even the one he pretends not to like — and a chia maxi by religion. the collection lives where he does, which is everywhere, begrudgingly.

  • q.07wait, pulpchain?

    yes. pulsechain, renamed for our purposes. a chain he is on record disliking, populated by people who like him anyway. the necklord deserves a home on every chain. he can and will be mad about it.

  • q.08who sets the royalty / sale split?

    the artist picks, per piece, from three options at submit time: (a) gooey keeps all sales + royalties, (b) gooey keeps sales, artist keeps royalties, or (c) 50/50 on everything.

  • q.09is orange gooey involved in picking the art?

    no. on purpose. the poet is not on the selection committee — this is a democracy. the gang votes, the pieces get in, he finds out like everyone else.

  • q.10is this his first rodeo?

    no. orange gooey is the current handle. before this it was hexorca, before that cookies, and there were others. he deletes them at their peak and starts over. the followers change; the work doesn't. if you got value from any of them, you already know.

  • q.11why does he nuke his own accounts?

    because he can. because the chase is more interesting than the number. because starting from zero filters the room. there's nothing to figure out — this is just who he is.

  • q.12what about the haters?

    they're part of the ecosystem. he has them on every chain, every account, every era. the ones who stuck around after round one, two, and three are called the gang. the ones who keep showing up to throw rocks are also, in their own way, a form of audience.

  • q.13is this affiliated with $hoa / neckcoin / the tang gang?

    affiliated in spirit. unaffiliated in any way that would require a lawyer.

  • q.14how do i contact the neckbeard masons?

    they don't exist. but if you'd like to leave a message for a cabal that doesn't exist, submit it via the form. we will not read it.

  • q.15he just called me retarded. is that bad?

    no. it means he read it. the cursing is theatrical, the threats are staged, the regulars have learned not to take it personally. the ones who stuck around are the ones who got the joke.

  • q.16what is grove online?

    a game he is building. he will ship it solo if he has to. it may kill him. it will not stop him.

  • q.17i'm not an artist — can i still help?

    yes. there's a tip jar with an evm and chia address. sending anything goes directly to the poet.

  • q.18when mint?

    soon — and when it opens, mint. the whole point is that every reader of this page ends up holding a piece on each chain. a necklord on every wallet. do not stutter.

§ 007 · write a line

submit a
piece.

any medium. any style. the only rule is that it honors the necklord.

  • — images, video (mp4), or pdf · up to 20 mb.
  • — we review every piece. we reply to every artist.
  • — orange gooey is not on the selection committee.
  • — you pick your split (see below).

who you are

the piece

images, mp4, or pdf. max 20 mb.

where to send it — wallets

we mint on three chains — the same 0x address receives your base and pulpchain pieces. the xch address gets your chia piece. both required.

your split

applies per piece. the selection committee will honor whatever you choose.

anything else

§ 008 · tip jar

not an artist? throw some tallow.

for the readers who aren't making a piece but want to send something his way. the evm address works on every evm chain — eth, base, pulp, sonic, arbitrum, whatever. chia is chia. all of it goes straight to him.

evm · any chain0x…

0x40b0b507d87ab7c8b4cac337a6b63f296999ed3b

double-check before sending
chiaxch1…

xch1f79t09stdxz7lggmd770q7g64kec5ftm7kxnhskv8rh0xyk2k28qef6u0s

double-check before sending

* no receipts. no tiers. no obligation. just a nod.