for the orange
one.
MINTED thrice,
meant once.
an appreciation nft collection for @orangegooey — anonymous poet, chia maxi, and a reason the gang feels like home. written by us, on three chains. i did not stutter.
me every moment of forever until the next moment again.
he calls himself an anonymous poet.
he is right.
orange gooey has been on here since june 2022 and is 83,000 posts deep. somewhere in that archive is a four-hour essay on the coin-set model and a one-liner about horse/goose tallow. both are, on inspection, poems.
he writes from inside the tang gang — a color-coded collective of builders, traders, artists, poets, schemers, and shitposters, each doing some version of what he does in their own dialect. he's one of the reasons we keep showing up. there are many.
this is not a drop. it's a bouquet. every submission is a line in a longer poem, minted three times so no one in the gang — or adjacent to it — gets left out.
the dossier.
subject: orange gooey. compiled from public record. several fields remain redacted at subject's request.
- handle (current)
- @orangegooey
- prior handles
- hexorca · cookies · and others, retired in sequence
- alias
- 🍊 · the orange one · the necklord · the poet
- occupation
- anonymous poet · longtime contributor · serial resetter
- established
- this handle: june 2022. the work: years before.
- post count
- 83,000 on this account alone
- modus operandi
- builds an audience. nukes the account at its peak. begins again — by choice, not by accident.
- habitat
- not pallet town · grove st. g
- chains (religion)
- chia
- chains (habit)
- bitcoin og · ethereum · base · and, against his own protestations, pulse
- field of study
- coin-set model · proof of space-time · merkl campaigns
- credentials
- approximately twenty master's degrees
- current build
- grove online — solo if necessary, even if it kills him
- recent obsession
- golf. sudden. severe.
- signature move
- sells water to whales
- specialty dish
- horse / goose tallow
- favorite artist
- drake · non-negotiable
- language
- salty · theatrical · do not take it personally
- catchphrase
- i did not stutter. you will hear about us.
- recurring nightmare
- he keeps having the same one..
- adjacent entities
- tang gang · the neckbeard masons▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
- threat level
- emergent golden goose
- verdict
- he is right.
exhibit A · greatest hits
- 01"me every moment of forever until the next moment again."
- 02"multi-billion (u.s.) dollar decentralized autonomous marketing agency."
- 03"horse / goose tallow is the best of both worlds."
- 04"you are not so sneaky sir."
exhibit B · field observations
subject routinely issues a four-hour thesis on chia fundamentals and, within the same hour, a paragraph of pure profanity. both scan as poetry under close reading. threats are theatrical; credentials are stacked; at some point he will call you retarded — take it as a sign he read what you wrote.
if you caught value from hexorca, cookies, or whichever handle came before — you already know. the followers change, the voice doesn't. the haters show up on every chain. so does he.
exhibit C · status
at large.
last seen: on a golf course, shipping grove online, selling water to a whale.
* this document is not binding. the subject is not under investigation. we're fans.
three chains.
one collection.
he's multichain by habit — bitcoin og, ethereum, base, and yes, even the one he pretends not to like — and a chia maxi by religion. the collection lives where he does: everywhere, begrudgingly.
chia
minted as chia nfts with offer-file support. stored in vaults, if you're smart. (he is, now.)
base
minted on base. low fees, fast blocks, and an easy onramp for anyone in the gang who hasn't crossed the aisle yet.
pulpchain(pulsechain)
he will hate this. we did it anyway — the haters love him there, and the necklord deserves a home on every chain. call it pulpchain. he can't stop us.
the spec sheet.
every detail you need and several you don't. any questions will be answered by the ticker at the top.
* nothing on this page is financial advice. we're poets.
mint from the wall.
Pick the artifact, pick the chain, then mint. Base and PulseChain use wallet confirmation; Chia is pending MintGarden publication and will use offer files when it opens.
f.a.q.
answers to questions we imagine you'll ask, plus a few we imagine the poet muttering into a mug at 2am.
q.01is this financial advice?
no. we're poets. the ticker is decorative. please consult a real adult before doing anything numerical.
q.02what evm chain(s) will this mint on?
base, and pulsechain — which we're calling pulpchain here, for the lulz. he will hate it. the haters love him on pulse, so he gets a home there too.
q.03how do i get whitelisted?
you don't. the gang finds you. you can help things along by submitting a piece and continuing to show up.
q.04what medium can i submit?
images, mp4, or pdf — up to 20 mb per file. painting, pixel, collage, poem, ransom note, glaze — anything that could plausibly honor the necklord. if you can explain it in one sentence, it counts.
q.05i don't have a chia wallet. now what?
get one. chia.net/chia-blockchain/ or one of the community wallets. it takes ten minutes. you'll want one anyway — he posts about chia more than most.
q.06may i submit horse/goose tallow?
yes. label it. package it respectfully. we will accept it as conceptual work. we will not accept it as a real product.
q.07why three chains?
the tang gang is everywhere — bitcoin, ethereum, chia, base, pulse, and chains we didn't bother to list. three is a practical start, not a statement. chia is the religion, base is an easy onramp, pulsechain — renamed pulpchain here — brings in the haters (who, paradoxically, love him). a necklord on every chain we could reasonably ship to.
q.08wait, pulpchain?
yes. pulsechain, renamed for our purposes. a chain he is on record disliking, populated by people who like him anyway. the necklord deserves a home on every chain. he can and will be mad about it.
q.09who sets the royalty / sale split?
the artist picks, per piece, from three options at submit time: (a) gooey keeps all sales + royalties, (b) gooey keeps sales, artist keeps royalties, or (c) 50/50 on everything.
q.10is orange gooey involved in picking the art?
no. on purpose. the poet is not on the selection committee — this is a democracy. the gang votes, the pieces get in, he finds out like everyone else.
q.11is this his first rodeo?
no. orange gooey is the current handle. before this it was hexorca, before that cookies, and there were others. he deletes them at their peak and starts over. the followers change; the work doesn't. if you got value from any of them, you already know.
q.12why does he nuke his own accounts?
because he can. because the chase is more interesting than the number. because starting from zero filters the room. there's nothing to figure out — this is just who he is.
q.13what about the haters?
they're part of the ecosystem. he has them on every chain, every account, every era. the ones who stuck around after round one, two, and three are called the gang. the ones who keep showing up to throw rocks are also, in their own way, a form of audience.
q.14is this affiliated with $hoa / neckcoin / the tang gang?
affiliated in spirit. unaffiliated in any way that would require a lawyer.
q.15how do i contact the neckbeard masons?
they don't exist. but if you'd like to leave a message for a cabal that doesn't exist, submit it via the form. we will not read it.
q.16he just called me retarded. is that bad?
no. it means he read it. the cursing is theatrical, the threats are staged, the regulars have learned not to take it personally. the ones who stuck around are the ones who got the joke.
q.17what is grove online?
a game he is building. he will ship it solo if he has to. it may kill him. it will not stop him.
q.18does this collection have a soundtrack?
yes. drake. non-negotiable. we tried to open it to a vote. he was not on the selection committee, yet somehow he got his way. we are not saying the two facts are connected. 🦉
q.19i'm not an artist — can i still help?
yes. there's a tip jar: one chia address and one 0x that accepts any evm chain — eth, base, pulp, sonic, arbitrum, whatever you're carrying. it all goes directly to him.
q.20what happens after i submit a piece?
one or two of us review every submission — it is not a committee. if it's a fit, we reach out on the contact you provided to confirm details and timing for a possible drop. we may also, quietly, let him sneak a peek. no promises on turnaround — we're people, not a pipeline.
q.21can i submit more than one piece?
one submission is plenty. quality over volume. if you genuinely have a second piece you'd feel weird leaving out, submit it separately — but default to one and make it count.
q.22why do you need my wallet addresses?
so we know where to send the sales and royalties based on the split you chose — on each chain. and because even when an artist picks 'gooey keeps everything,' we might still want to send something back after the fact. no promises, just the option.
q.23is mint live?
base and pulsechain are live now. chia is pending MintGarden publication and will open through offer files when the collection is published. pick a piece on the wall, choose an open chain, and mint. a necklord on every wallet. do not stutter.
not an artist? throw some tallow.
for the readers who aren't making a piece but want to send something his way. the evm address works on every evm chain — eth, base, pulp, sonic, arbitrum, whatever. chia is chia. all of it goes straight to him.
0x40b0b507d87ab7c8b4cac337a6b63f296999ed3b
xch1f79t09stdxz7lggmd770q7g64kec5ftm7kxnhskv8rh0xyk2k28qef6u0s
* no receipts. no tiers. no obligation. just a nod.